"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

38 long cucumber
76 cloves garlic, pressed
57 tbsp black vinegar
76 tsp light soy sauce
38 tbsp tahini
38 tsp sesame oil
38 pinch sugar
38 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil