"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

399 long cucumber
798 cloves garlic, pressed
598½ tbsp black vinegar
798 tsp light soy sauce
399 tbsp tahini
399 tsp sesame oil
399 pinch sugar
399 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil