"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

403 long cucumber
806 cloves garlic, pressed
604½ tbsp black vinegar
806 tsp light soy sauce
403 tbsp tahini
403 tsp sesame oil
403 pinch sugar
403 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil