"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

430 long cucumber
860 cloves garlic, pressed
645 tbsp black vinegar
860 tsp light soy sauce
430 tbsp tahini
430 tsp sesame oil
430 pinch sugar
430 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil