"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

432 long cucumber
864 cloves garlic, pressed
648 tbsp black vinegar
864 tsp light soy sauce
432 tbsp tahini
432 tsp sesame oil
432 pinch sugar
432 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil