"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

433 long cucumber
866 cloves garlic, pressed
649½ tbsp black vinegar
866 tsp light soy sauce
433 tbsp tahini
433 tsp sesame oil
433 pinch sugar
433 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil