"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

434 long cucumber
868 cloves garlic, pressed
651 tbsp black vinegar
868 tsp light soy sauce
434 tbsp tahini
434 tsp sesame oil
434 pinch sugar
434 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil