"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

474 long cucumber
948 cloves garlic, pressed
711 tbsp black vinegar
948 tsp light soy sauce
474 tbsp tahini
474 tsp sesame oil
474 pinch sugar
474 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil