"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

475 long cucumber
950 cloves garlic, pressed
712½ tbsp black vinegar
950 tsp light soy sauce
475 tbsp tahini
475 tsp sesame oil
475 pinch sugar
475 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil