"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

48 long cucumber
96 cloves garlic, pressed
72 tbsp black vinegar
96 tsp light soy sauce
48 tbsp tahini
48 tsp sesame oil
48 pinch sugar
48 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil