"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

485 long cucumber
970 cloves garlic, pressed
727½ tbsp black vinegar
970 tsp light soy sauce
485 tbsp tahini
485 tsp sesame oil
485 pinch sugar
485 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil