"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

486 long cucumber
972 cloves garlic, pressed
729 tbsp black vinegar
972 tsp light soy sauce
486 tbsp tahini
486 tsp sesame oil
486 pinch sugar
486 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil