"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

497 long cucumber
994 cloves garlic, pressed
745½ tbsp black vinegar
994 tsp light soy sauce
497 tbsp tahini
497 tsp sesame oil
497 pinch sugar
497 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil