"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

497½ long cucumber
995 cloves garlic, pressed
746¼ tbsp black vinegar
995 tsp light soy sauce
497½ tbsp tahini
497½ tsp sesame oil
497½ pinch sugar
497½ tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil