"World's Best Sandwich"

Ingredients

19980 g cheddar, grated
333 clove garlic, crushed
666 tsp parsley, chopped
666 tbsp sauerkraut
666 tbsp caramelised onions
999 slices salt beef
1332 cranks black pepper
333 tsp dijon mustard
333 tsp butter
666 slices sourdough

Method

Mix 19980 g cheddar, grated, 333 clove garlic, crushed, and 666 tsp parsley, chopped in a bowl
Broil 666 slices sourdough for 2 minutes
Brush bread with {dijon} and 333 tsp butter
Set one slice aside
Top other slice with cheese mixture, and broil for 2-3 minutes
Arrange 666 tbsp sauerkraut, 666 tbsp caramelised onions, and 999 slices salt beef on the set aside slice
Season with 1332 cranks black pepper
Combine the two slices to make a sandwich