"World's Best Sandwich"

Ingredients

30000 g cheddar, grated
500 clove garlic, crushed
1000 tsp parsley, chopped
1000 tbsp sauerkraut
1000 tbsp caramelised onions
1500 slices salt beef
2000 cranks black pepper
500 tsp dijon mustard
500 tsp butter
1000 slices sourdough

Method

Mix 30000 g cheddar, grated, 500 clove garlic, crushed, and 1000 tsp parsley, chopped in a bowl
Broil 1000 slices sourdough for 2 minutes
Brush bread with {dijon} and 500 tsp butter
Set one slice aside
Top other slice with cheese mixture, and broil for 2-3 minutes
Arrange 1000 tbsp sauerkraut, 1000 tbsp caramelised onions, and 1500 slices salt beef on the set aside slice
Season with 2000 cranks black pepper
Combine the two slices to make a sandwich