"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

500 long cucumber
1000 cloves garlic, pressed
750 tbsp black vinegar
1000 tsp light soy sauce
500 tbsp tahini
500 tsp sesame oil
500 pinch sugar
500 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil