"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

51 long cucumber
102 cloves garlic, pressed
76½ tbsp black vinegar
102 tsp light soy sauce
51 tbsp tahini
51 tsp sesame oil
51 pinch sugar
51 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil