"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

539 long cucumber
1078 cloves garlic, pressed
808½ tbsp black vinegar
1078 tsp light soy sauce
539 tbsp tahini
539 tsp sesame oil
539 pinch sugar
539 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil