"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

550 long cucumber
1100 cloves garlic, pressed
825 tbsp black vinegar
1100 tsp light soy sauce
550 tbsp tahini
550 tsp sesame oil
550 pinch sugar
550 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil