"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

558 long cucumber
1116 cloves garlic, pressed
837 tbsp black vinegar
1116 tsp light soy sauce
558 tbsp tahini
558 tsp sesame oil
558 pinch sugar
558 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil