"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

89½ long cucumber
179 cloves garlic, pressed
134¼ tbsp black vinegar
179 tsp light soy sauce
89½ tbsp tahini
89½ tsp sesame oil
89½ pinch sugar
89½ tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil