"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

91½ long cucumber
183 cloves garlic, pressed
137¼ tbsp black vinegar
183 tsp light soy sauce
91½ tbsp tahini
91½ tsp sesame oil
91½ pinch sugar
91½ tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil