"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

103½ long cucumber
207 cloves garlic, pressed
155¼ tbsp black vinegar
207 tsp light soy sauce
103½ tbsp tahini
103½ tsp sesame oil
103½ pinch sugar
103½ tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil