"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

183 long cucumber
366 cloves garlic, pressed
274½ tbsp black vinegar
366 tsp light soy sauce
183 tbsp tahini
183 tsp sesame oil
183 pinch sugar
183 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil