"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

184 long cucumber
368 cloves garlic, pressed
276 tbsp black vinegar
368 tsp light soy sauce
184 tbsp tahini
184 tsp sesame oil
184 pinch sugar
184 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil