"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

186 long cucumber
372 cloves garlic, pressed
279 tbsp black vinegar
372 tsp light soy sauce
186 tbsp tahini
186 tsp sesame oil
186 pinch sugar
186 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil