"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

187 long cucumber
374 cloves garlic, pressed
280½ tbsp black vinegar
374 tsp light soy sauce
187 tbsp tahini
187 tsp sesame oil
187 pinch sugar
187 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil