"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

198 long cucumber
396 cloves garlic, pressed
297 tbsp black vinegar
396 tsp light soy sauce
198 tbsp tahini
198 tsp sesame oil
198 pinch sugar
198 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil