"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

22 long cucumber
44 cloves garlic, pressed
33 tbsp black vinegar
44 tsp light soy sauce
22 tbsp tahini
22 tsp sesame oil
22 pinch sugar
22 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil