"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

255 long cucumber
510 cloves garlic, pressed
382½ tbsp black vinegar
510 tsp light soy sauce
255 tbsp tahini
255 tsp sesame oil
255 pinch sugar
255 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil