"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

272 long cucumber
544 cloves garlic, pressed
408 tbsp black vinegar
544 tsp light soy sauce
272 tbsp tahini
272 tsp sesame oil
272 pinch sugar
272 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil