"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

31 long cucumber
62 cloves garlic, pressed
46½ tbsp black vinegar
62 tsp light soy sauce
31 tbsp tahini
31 tsp sesame oil
31 pinch sugar
31 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil