"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

339 long cucumber
678 cloves garlic, pressed
508½ tbsp black vinegar
678 tsp light soy sauce
339 tbsp tahini
339 tsp sesame oil
339 pinch sugar
339 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil