"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

34 long cucumber
68 cloves garlic, pressed
51 tbsp black vinegar
68 tsp light soy sauce
34 tbsp tahini
34 tsp sesame oil
34 pinch sugar
34 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil