"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

344 long cucumber
688 cloves garlic, pressed
516 tbsp black vinegar
688 tsp light soy sauce
344 tbsp tahini
344 tsp sesame oil
344 pinch sugar
344 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil