"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

346 long cucumber
692 cloves garlic, pressed
519 tbsp black vinegar
692 tsp light soy sauce
346 tbsp tahini
346 tsp sesame oil
346 pinch sugar
346 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil