"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

352 long cucumber
704 cloves garlic, pressed
528 tbsp black vinegar
704 tsp light soy sauce
352 tbsp tahini
352 tsp sesame oil
352 pinch sugar
352 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil