"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

358 long cucumber
716 cloves garlic, pressed
537 tbsp black vinegar
716 tsp light soy sauce
358 tbsp tahini
358 tsp sesame oil
358 pinch sugar
358 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil