"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

36 long cucumber
72 cloves garlic, pressed
54 tbsp black vinegar
72 tsp light soy sauce
36 tbsp tahini
36 tsp sesame oil
36 pinch sugar
36 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil