"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

367 long cucumber
734 cloves garlic, pressed
550½ tbsp black vinegar
734 tsp light soy sauce
367 tbsp tahini
367 tsp sesame oil
367 pinch sugar
367 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil