"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

368 long cucumber
736 cloves garlic, pressed
552 tbsp black vinegar
736 tsp light soy sauce
368 tbsp tahini
368 tsp sesame oil
368 pinch sugar
368 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil