"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

37 long cucumber
74 cloves garlic, pressed
55½ tbsp black vinegar
74 tsp light soy sauce
37 tbsp tahini
37 tsp sesame oil
37 pinch sugar
37 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil