"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

384 long cucumber
768 cloves garlic, pressed
576 tbsp black vinegar
768 tsp light soy sauce
384 tbsp tahini
384 tsp sesame oil
384 pinch sugar
384 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil