"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

387 long cucumber
774 cloves garlic, pressed
580½ tbsp black vinegar
774 tsp light soy sauce
387 tbsp tahini
387 tsp sesame oil
387 pinch sugar
387 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil