"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

391 long cucumber
782 cloves garlic, pressed
586½ tbsp black vinegar
782 tsp light soy sauce
391 tbsp tahini
391 tsp sesame oil
391 pinch sugar
391 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil