"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

397½ long cucumber
795 cloves garlic, pressed
596¼ tbsp black vinegar
795 tsp light soy sauce
397½ tbsp tahini
397½ tsp sesame oil
397½ pinch sugar
397½ tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil