"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

398 long cucumber
796 cloves garlic, pressed
597 tbsp black vinegar
796 tsp light soy sauce
398 tbsp tahini
398 tsp sesame oil
398 pinch sugar
398 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil