"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

420 long cucumber
840 cloves garlic, pressed
630 tbsp black vinegar
840 tsp light soy sauce
420 tbsp tahini
420 tsp sesame oil
420 pinch sugar
420 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil