"Smacked Cucumber"

Ingredients

421 long cucumber
842 cloves garlic, pressed
631½ tbsp black vinegar
842 tsp light soy sauce
421 tbsp tahini
421 tsp sesame oil
421 pinch sugar
421 tbsp sichuan chilli oil

Method

Peel cucumber leaving alternating stripes
Cut cucumber in half
Quarter each half lengthways
Scoop out seeds
Bruise cucumber
Slice into inch-thick pieces
Whisk remaining ingredients into a sauce
Toss cucumbers in sauce and serve with chili oil